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16th-Sep-2007 05:21 pm - Return of the Jedi for Dummies
Kennedys - Bobby in car
All good things must come to an end, so for the final time I say hello and welcome back to Star Wars For Dummies. All that's left is Episode 6: Return Of The Jedi aka We are family.

Usual rules apply: I adore Star Wars and the following was not created out of disrespect. It's all good, clean fun, because of deep love and admiration. As usual, most of this (esp. the small font) is my own weird interpretation. Reading between the lines, you know;)

Also, please let me stress again that I use the 2004 DVD Boxset for capping. But hey, I can't cap from my video tapes, can I? So please: no bitching. Besides, some changes kinda fit the tone I set with these... ;) And hey, don't blame Hayden. He had no idea.

Episode VI aka Daddy Issues.Collapse )

Please DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.

Also, a general Thank You for all your wonderful comments and feedback. It's great to see you had as much fun reading as I had with capping and everything.
16th-Sep-2007 05:19 pm - The Empire Strikes Back for Dummies
Ewan - Facepalm
Hello and welcome back to Star Wars For Dummies. On today's schedule: Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back aka Vader is obsessed.

Usual rules apply: I adore Star Wars and the following was not created out of disrespect. It's all good, clean fun, because of deep love and admiration. Also, I'm using the 2004 DVD Box Set for capping. As usual, all of this (esp. the small font) is my own weird interpretation. Reading between the lines, you know;)

Episode V aka Let's become a Jedi, shall we?Collapse )

Feel free to link if you're inclined. As long as you DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.
16th-Sep-2007 05:16 pm - A New Hope for Dummies
Kennedys - Bobby in car
Hello and welcome back to Star Wars For Dummies. If you've been around all along, hello again. If you skipped the Epi 3 recap, welcome back. If you skipped all Prequel recaps to start here, welcome, I will try to spoil you not too much, although I'm doing these in chronological order just because it's fun and I can;) However, please note that this part - Episode 4: A New Hope aka Hey, don't I know you? - and the two following were all the audience got and knew until 1999. In other words: nothing of the Skywalker's weird family relations was known back then.

Disclaimer/Note: I adore Star Wars and the following was not created out of disrespect. It's all good, clean fun, because of deep love and admiration. Also, I'm using the 2004 DVD Box Set for capping. As usual, all of this (esp. the small font) is my own weird interpretation. Reading between the lines, you know;)

Episode IV aka OMG, Daddy was a Jedi?Collapse )

Feel free to link if you're inclined. As long as you DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.
16th-Sep-2007 05:14 pm - Revenge of the Sith for Dummies
Kennedys - Bobby in car
Welcome to Part 3 of Star Wars For Dummies. Today, we'll take a look at Episode 3: Revenge Of The Sith aka Anger Managment 101.

Please note that this post was done when RotS wasn't even in cinemas yet. Thus, I only used caps from trailers. Also, the events I describe roughly are not necessarily happening in exactly this order. I'm just surfing on the surface, if you know what I mean. I didn't know the movie when I made this. Duh.

Episode III aka Uhm, happy days are over :|Collapse )

Feel free to link if you're inclined. As long as you DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.
16th-Sep-2007 05:08 pm - Attack of the Clones for Dummies
Kennedys - Bobby in car
Hello, dear friends, welcome to Part 2 of "Star Wars for Dummies". Get ready to experience Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Hormones Clones like you've never seen it before. Explained it a way everybody will understand, do not worry, again, basics only. Like, I focus on the important stuff. Hehe.

Note: Text in Italics indicates real quotes from the movie. Everything else (esp. the small fonts) is my own interpretation. Reading between the lines, you know;)

Episode II aka Why teenagers are a real pain in the ass (and not only in the good way), a real life story told by Obi-Wan K.Collapse )

Feel free to link if you're inclined. As long as you DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.
16th-Sep-2007 04:59 pm - The Phantom Menace for Dummies
Kennedys - Bobby in car
No, don't skip right away! If you don't know what Star Wars is all about, this guide is for you so you know what's going on. It's the basics only, very easy, explained in my very own way *coughs*. If you do know what it's about, hey, maybe you'll get some new ideas. Or not. Anyways, give it a try!

Disclaimer: I adore Star Wars and the following was not created out of disrespect. It's all good, clean fun because of deep love and admiration.

Some very little background info.Collapse )

I'll do this in chronological order, because if you have no idea about Star Wars at all, it's easier.

Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace aka Hey slave boy, looking for a master? (sounds intriguing, doesn't it?)Collapse )


Uhm, feel free to link if you're inclined. As long as you DON'T HOTLINK. Thank you.
16th-Sep-2007 04:37 pm - Young Guns for Dummies
24 - Jack doesn't understand
Young Guns for Dummies

Since gay cowboy movies are the latest trend :D What? You really think BBM was the first? Let me show you otherwise.

Usual warnings: sick humour, random comments, all kinds of weird stuff. NOT WORKSAFE for some nudity. Also, probably Not very Dial Up friendly.

Giddy up!Collapse )
16th-Sep-2007 04:35 pm - Some fun. Epi II extras.
Kennedys - Bobby in car
here be caps of various things... funny, adorkable and just plain GUH :P

Gag reelCollapse )

I also had fun watching the featurette on the love story. Mainly because the actors comments cracked me up (I'm easily amused).

It goes a little something like this...Collapse )

Finally, here's some more Ewan and Hayden just for kicks. YAY!

MORE!Collapse )
16th-Sep-2007 04:31 pm - Young Adam for Dummies
Ewan - Smile :)
Young Adam for Dummies

NOT WORKSAFE!!! Includes sex, cock, boobies, more naked flesh, more sex and some kink. In other words: totally my kind of movie, yay!


This is Joe.Collapse )
16th-Sep-2007 04:26 pm - Queer as Folk 308 sillyness.
Kennedys - Bobby in car
How to get a head start in your internship. Pun intended, if you wish.
By J. Taylor, intern at Vanguard's art department.

Alternative subtitle: How to be fucked without ever having had any chance at all.
By B. Kinney, ad exec at Vanguard.


308 caps.Collapse )

Please, DON'T HOTLINK!

dedicated to rosi, just beeeeeeeecause!
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